Knock Knock Jokes

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Everybody loves a good joke, and have we got a treat for you!  Here’s a list of clean and funny jokes for you to share with your kids or with your co-workers.  I dare you not to laugh! 

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Amos
– Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Andy
– Andy who?
And he bit me again

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Yetta
– Yetta who?
Yetta nother mosquito!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln
– Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Lettuce
– Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Ida
– Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Warrior
– Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Olive
– Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Adore
– Adore who?
Adore is between us, open it up!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
A little boy
– A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Anita
– Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Hutch
– Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Tank
– Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Goliath
– Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look sleepy

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Lego
– Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
T-Rex
– T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Woo
– Woo who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Police
– Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Nunya
– Nunya who?
Nunya business

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Justin
– Justin who?
Justin time for dinner

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Radio
– Radio who?
Radio not here I come!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Howard
– Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Barbie
– Barbie who?
Barbie Q chicken

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Oswald
– Oswald who?
Oswald my gum!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Nuisance
– Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance yesterday?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Dwight
– Dwight who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Cow-go
– Cow-go who?
No, cow go MOO

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Thermos
– Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Norma Lee
– Norme Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Boo
– Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Foster
– Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Mikey
– Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Annie
– Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Yacht
– Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
A little old lady
– A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Iguana
– Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Haden
– Haden who?
Haden go seek

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
I love
– I love who?
I don’t know why you don’t tell me

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Zeke
– Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Eyesore
– Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
– Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe – I’m already married

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Chicken
– Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets if you can’t find your keys

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Urchin
– Urchin who?
Urchin is rather pointy

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Juicy
– Juicy who?
Juicy what I saw?!

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Candice
– Candice who?
Candice get any better?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Orange
– Orange who?
Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Orange
– Orange who??
Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Orange
– Orange who???
Orange you glad this joke is over?

Knock Knock!
– Who’s there?
Issac
– Issac who?
Issac (I sick) of knock knock jokes

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