spring jokes

Spring Jokes for Kids

There is nothing sweeter than the laughter of a child. Making our kids laugh creates memories and enables us to connect more easily. As spring and new life are in full bloom, we put together some seasonal jokes to tell your kids to add laughter to the mix. [Tweet This] They may be a bit corny, but kids will love them. (And we want you to start today off with a good laugh too, so we included some great stuff from Jeff Foxworthy.)

Kids

How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

Does February like March? No, but April May

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers

What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring time

What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunny

What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas

What month of the year is the shortest? May (only 3 letters)

Name a bow that can’t be tied. A rainbow

What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture

Where will you be in five years? I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you refer to the 5th grade as “my senior year”…

If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive…

If your family tree does not fork…

If you named your son Dale Jr. and your name isn’t Dale…

If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life…

The Redneck Dictionary

Mayonnaise: “Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight.”

Aorta: “Aorta cut that grass down by the ball fields.”

Initiate: “My wife ate 2 hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips.”

Whitchididja: “Hey you didn’t bring your truck whitchididja?”

Sound Off

What are some of your favorite jokes?

BJ Foster

BJ Foster is the Director of Content Creation for All Pro Dad and a married father of two.

  • Hahaha. Cool jokes! I’ll try this one out with the kids. Where did you get all this brilliant idea?

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